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The Rules
- 1. One person speaks at a time – the speaking stick (aka Dildo Baggins) holder may talk!
- 2. One person holds the club each month, with meetings on first Wednesdays of every month – exempt only if giving birth, dying or brain surgery.
- 3. No pressure about food, alcohol or location – what ever goes as long as its easy – ie if you want to host, that’s great, otherwise when we go out, each person pays their way.
- 4. Every person must bring a magazine of their choice to swap – and they must say WHY they brought that particular mag along.
- 5. The magazines are the first conversation…. in other words, let's get the mags out the way and get on to the good stuff!
- 6. Totally honest about everything….
- 7. Work Venting: If you want to vent about work, you have to first buy a round and then vent as long as the round takes to drink and then the venting is over. Best you speak fast!
- 8. No-one is allowed to enter said club without total board approval – 100% fit for both (guest for first and then it goes to a vote)
- 9. All men are barred/ not allowed regardless of age/ colour/ hotness/ hugeness – so wah!
- 10. Every member must put R100 into the kitty each month which goes towards a year end party / long weekend
The Fines
- 1. Non-attendance – you pay double fee ie R200.
- 2. No cell phones – unless as per rule 1 (on left). If you insist on taking a call the circle will answer your phone and decide if the call can be taken or not (only after suitably embarrassing interogation of caller)
Hearing you loud and clear!
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